Julian Dibbell
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This article gives the outlines of a realist metaphysics, despite the continuing unpopularity of both realism and metaphysics in the continental tradition. Instead of the dull realism of mindless atoms and billiard balls that is usually invoked to spoil all the fun in philosophy, I will defend a weird realism. This model features a world packed full of ghostly real objects signaling to each other from inscrutable depths, unable to touch one another fully. There is an obvious link here with the tradition known as occasionalism, the first to suggest that direct interaction between entities is impossible. There is another clear link with the related sceptical tradition, which also envisions objects as lying side-by-side without direct connection, though here the objects in question are human perceptions rather than independent real things. Yet this article abandons the solution of a
lone magical super-entity responsible for all relations (whether God for Malebranche and his Iraqi forerunners, or the human mind for sceptics, empiricists, and idealists), in favor of a vicarious causation deployed locally in every portion of the cosmos. While its strangeness may lead to puzzlement more than resistance, vicarious causation is not some autistic moonbeam entering the window of an asylum. Instead, it is both the launching pad for a rigorous post-Heideggerian philosophy, and a fitting revival of the venerable problem of communication between substances.
Graham Harman. “On Vicarious Causation” in Collapse II: Speculative Realism. London: Urbanomic. (2007)
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Battlezone 2 

StC: 119 seconds

Notes: Follow Lt. Shabayev. She will take you to the crates.

Comments:

Chet: I didn’t think we’d ever find the crates.

erik: I knew we would because I believe in myself. I’m high on life. I’m so high on life, I shouldn’t be allowed to drive, if I wasn’t already not allowed to drive for other reasons.

Chet: Me too. What about you Kevin?

Kevin: I’m high on heroin.

erik: Is that like hugs?

Kevin: Kind of, but you’re being hugged from the inside. Imagine being high on life, except you’re actually high. And unlike life, you don’t die at the end. Usually.

From Old Man Murray’s Crate Review System, which introduced the world’s first and last 100% scientific video-game reviewing system, the infallible “Start to Crate” (StC) metric: count the seconds from start of game till appearance of the first obligatory crate. The lower the StC, the shittier the game. (OMM’s Chet and erik, I am told, went on to work at Valve, where they wrote much of the dialogue for Portal. If there is some kind of lifetime-achievement award for the games industry, these guys got it coming. If there is not, I hereby invent it and declare it shall be called the Old Man Murray.)
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On Harper Avenue in Hyde Park, Chicago, they love their president almost as much as they love their Halloween.

On Harper Avenue in Hyde Park, Chicago, they love their president almost as much as they love their Halloween.

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Best acknowledgements page ever. From Vili Lehdonvirta’s Virtual Consumption (2009).

Best acknowledgements page ever. From Vili Lehdonvirta’s Virtual Consumption (2009).

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Me and my mom at the beach, Marbella, Spain, 19—I want to say 66?

Me and my mom at the beach, Marbella, Spain, 19—I want to say 66?